I <3 Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

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One Comment on “I <3 Chuck Norris Jokes”

  1. natalie says:

    Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.
    Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.


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